Only If...
His feet are tickled..
(Gilburt He liked to wear his Hat at a jaunty angle...., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

if he smiles, does he die?

( Earl Otterby is a man of many things, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

Yeah...
Just don't take his lolly off him, he gets a bit miserable....
(Gilburt He liked to wear his Hat at a jaunty angle...., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)