I just can't bloody win with you.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I'm sure you could
if you had a ticket to germany, some gaffer tape, an unripe banana and some lubricant.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I told you, I'm not being the butch, I don't care who you are.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)