Worst way to get impregnated ever.
No. That's not fun at ALL.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

ok
old fashioned way it is. but only if you take me out to dinner and do all the moving about.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

I'm not doing both.
I'll ride you like a bitch from 'ell (name the quote kids) if you pay for food, or t'other way around.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

i think that's an uneven swap
I give you millions of sperms and you're not willing to meet the requirements. The deal is beginning to go sour.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Millions of sperm you'd only flush down the loo on a tissue boat otherwise.
Actually, sod it. You should consider yourself lucky. I'm going to find a new one.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

thanks for the vote of confidence.

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Alright, millions of sperm you'd only sprinkle over the heads and faces
of your Germanic harem otherwise.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

"multicultural East European" is probably better
although it's equally inaccurate, you were right the first time, it just cut me to the boner
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I just can't bloody win with you.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I'm sure you could
if you had a ticket to germany, some gaffer tape, an unripe banana and some lubricant.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I told you, I'm not being the butch, I don't care who you are.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)