You fucking wish.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Just stop fucking flirting with me, and I won't have to call the partyvan.

( MrPineapple GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

That's not flirting , that's just her!

( Mstandot burnt his foot and didn't like it., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)