Baby Bruce
This turned out eerily cute. I think I'm going to have to harm myself for a while now.


(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'm gonna get me one of them sling things
Might pass on the Bruce though. Babies in those things always look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO comfy!
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

When are you due then?
I'm so bloody excited for you, I really am. I can't think about it with welling up, what a bloody girl, eh?
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hehehehehe!
12th August :)
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

*claps* how lovely!
And now I need tissue. For FUCK sake.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

Paedo.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

hahahahaha
reply of the week.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

I do try :)

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

You fucking wish.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Just stop fucking flirting with me, and I won't have to call the partyvan.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

That's not flirting , that's just her!

( Mstandot, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Aw, bless you!
Had a bit of a scare yesterday, hadn't felt any movement for a while. Today Little Trellis won't bloody stop!
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

:)
babies, best of all the animals.

Baby Bjorn is a great brand of baby sling. No back pain.
( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Shall bear that in mind
Thank-ee :)
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

knit one knit one knit one.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Not a bad idea
*starts hunting for patterns*
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Awwwwwww I'm so bloody jealous.
But I must remember to be calm. Can I ask how old you are? Not for judgemental purposes, just wondering.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

I'll impregnate you if you send me a stamped, addressed envelope

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Worst way to get impregnated ever.
No. That's not fun at ALL.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

ok
old fashioned way it is. but only if you take me out to dinner and do all the moving about.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential Current Mood: Horny, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

I'm not doing both.
I'll ride you like a bitch from 'ell (name the quote kids) if you pay for food, or t'other way around.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

i think that's an uneven swap
I give you millions of sperms and you're not willing to meet the requirements. The deal is beginning to go sour.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Millions of sperm you'd only flush down the loo on a tissue boat otherwise.
Actually, sod it. You should consider yourself lucky. I'm going to find a new one.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

thanks for the vote of confidence.

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Alright, millions of sperm you'd only sprinkle over the heads and faces
of your Germanic harem otherwise.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

"multicultural East European" is probably better
although it's equally inaccurate, you were right the first time, it just cut me to the boner
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I just can't bloody win with you.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

I'm sure you could
if you had a ticket to germany, some gaffer tape, an unripe banana and some lubricant.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

I told you, I'm not being the butch, I don't care who you are.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Year older than you sweets :)

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Ahhh now I remember. I couldn't remember if it was one year older
or one year younger.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Year older
Start pressuring manwife now ;)
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

argh
you're younger than me :( I've not even had a proper girlfriend yet
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

I got lucky
Bloody lucky
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

:(
can I be next to be daddy for one of your babies please?
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

Let me have this one first
May put me off the experience for life
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

If it helps my mum says after about 17 years you forgive them.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Heh heh heh
Can't be that bad. My mum had four of us, all by section, and she's littler than me.
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

My mum had me.
I was breech.


In my defence though, I was TINY.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Wow, tiny and backwards ^_^
How big?
( Face is wearing a skirt, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

5lb 1 oz

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

Aww. Teeny.
I have a nephew that's three months old, and when he was born he weighed 4lb4...soooooo mini.

*thinks about nephew and wants to steal him from sister*



*attempts to calm broody thoughts with tea*
( Face is wearing a skirt, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Yeah, I wore dolly and teddy clothes for a bit.
I'm a short arse now, but not silly short.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

I was a big lass
My mum is only 4'8 and a half"

She'd always known she'd wanted four though. My dad didn't get much say in the matter....
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I want lots.
I don't mind exactly how many, so long as it's lots.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I was fat
about 9lbs something and my mum squeezed me out like a trooper.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I was just teeny tiny
and wearing dolly clothes.


Not in the womb, but after.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

You just had a big head
Right, I really must go and make a start on food. Cheerio peeps!
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Night love.

( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

haha i did
my shoulders didn't touch the sides. cheerio.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

ok, that's a deal :)
*practices*
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

*giggles*

( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Bruce would approve.
Approve he would.
(ReiToei, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Do you get a free one with every sling?
Cos he is a sweetie
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

ugh, one Bruce is enough for this world

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Possibly
But I'd still rather watch him than a lot of other presenters these days
( Mrs Trellis why bother sticking to the FAQ?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

that's fair

( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

They are called peanut shells
I think anyway
( Liquid Crystal, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Tip though
When the kid gets heavier, it's a back killer for the carrier. Get one of those baby backpacks once they can start sitting up a bit.
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)