At the risk of sounding like a paedofile
Jesus that kid has a large package/nappy-bulge.
( General Violence, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

*calls Operation Ore*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

So how is you're singing career going Mr. Jackson?

( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Fantastic!
I wrote a new song about this kid I knew once...

Wait... Oh shit!
( General Violence, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Mockingbird's General Life Rules:
Number 114: If you need to start a sentence with "At the risk of sounding like a paedofile" it's probably best to reconsider it. Or at least lern tu spel.

Number 115: Starting a sentence with "no offense, but..." doesn't stop it being offensive.

Number 116: Rape is never funny, unless you're raping a clown.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

when and where can I buy this book?

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

I'm just off to write it now

( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Is Number 117: You can't drown an eel?


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

you can in the right fluid, my friend
/eel drowner blog
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Could I use egg whites instead?

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Pffft.

( General Violence, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)