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[challenge entry] adults are only how babies
make more babies



someday they'll develop the technology to allow them to actually choose who their parents will be...
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# I AM DEKIONPEXIS

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I'M SPARTACUS

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I'm A SPARAGUS

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I'M DEKIONPLEXIS

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I'M DEKIONPLEXIS

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# I'M CURTIS STIGERS GET YE TAE FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Get tae
*changes back into Cockweasle before someone nicks it*
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# GET YE TAE

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# In the pub last week, I heard someone get called a "Wankpiece" by an old man
I nearly choked on my pint, I haven't heard that in at least 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I'm always happy to go home and be called things like "bawbag" and "cunt-tits" by my mates from home
there is a sad lack of offensive terms of endearment in germany.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)
# It's common place when I meet any of my mates to greet them/be greeted by them in the following fashion.....
"Awrite cunt/cock/dick/poof/prick/gaylord"



any of those are acceptable

Edit: paedo and ye sad rapist are also used sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)
# yep
it's possible we share some friends. I like it that way, it makes me feel happy and at home. I usually call my mates "cock", "cunt" or "cockcunt". My best mate prefers "prick" or "poof".

Mixing metaphors has also become a habit for me and i use them in private in germany, and in front of my mates when I'm home, so that "Well that's a kick in the teeth" becomes "Well that's a cock in the cunt" which i think fits despite perhaps the lack of negative connotation. Also, one of my most often in-head phrases at the moment is "shit in my cunt and kick it."

Edit: hahaha, "sad rapist"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# aye, I prefer to call them "cock" but occasionlly use "fucknut" One of my mates insists on calling me "poof"
and another one uses "arsecandle" a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# *interjects for a brief second*
It sounds much better when Scottish people insult each other, it's so insipid listening to lads down here call each other a 'fahkin WAN'AAH'

Interjection ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# hahaha
ye fuckin wank
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# \o/ eyyy thank you.
Also people get offended if you playfully insult them too often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# oh fuck, have I insulted you previously?

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Noooo
people down here. Who aren't me. No, I'm the one that does the insulting, I'm 'one step too far' girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Ahhhh
Although one guy that I used to work with lost the plot when I sent him a text at new year saying "Happy new year Dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I blame my Dad.
'Fuck a stoat' has been his phrase of note for ANY reaction to anything at all for the past 10ish years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# hahaha
my mum's mate would react in anger with "SHIT IN A BAG AND PUNCH IT" I fucking piss myself everytime I think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# i once worked for a couple of builders
whose customary greeting was
'morning, bastard'
(polished turd really shit pictures™ from B3ta's anti-hero, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Hahaha my mum says that to my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I went to see my dad play football when I was about 7
and a fat bloke on the opposing team was referred to by his team mates as "Shitey".

"HAW, PASS THE BALL SHITEY"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
More well meaning filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# haha, superb, fucknut is also an old gem
I do have one mate who tries to join in with this banter but it invariably goes wrong so he arrives at the pub and goes: "Awright ye dirty... anal probe... cunt... pus... cunts?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# SHITE! I've just spilled a bottle of Barr's Limeade all over my mad max dvd

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# haha clean it up cuntbag

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'm licking the dvd as I type
Edit: that's what I usually do to clean a dusty dvd, then wipe it on my t shirt.......

one time though, I'd lent a Louis Theroux dvd to my mate, he gave me it back and when I tried to play it, it kept skipping......I was just about to lick and wipe it when I noticed a black pube on it. I ran it under the tap instead.

lucky escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# haha that's the way

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# haha
almost oral sex by proxy
(polished turd really shit pictures™ from B3ta's anti-hero, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# A mate of mine laminated his
ENTIRE dissertation, and managed to laminate a beard hair into one of the pages.

Didn't look like a beard hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)
# fuck me DEKIONPLEXIS

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# touch my dorsal root ganglion plz

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)
# NINJA, NINJA-RAP..
NIN-JA-, RAP!
NIN-JA-, RAP!
NIN-JA-, RAP!

GO, NINJA, GO!
GO, NINJA, GO!
GO, NINJA, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)
# JIZZ BUCKET
DOILY SPANK MACAROON CHOAD MINGEY SINGE

comin' at chya!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# SPPOOXH MARQUEE

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# radical.
teeth.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# a daleks
pelvis?
(planetfall, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# SMOOXH

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# IT WONT LAST, MOTHERBOWLER.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Velvet Revolver - Slither

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# i met britney, and

EDIT: less bigness
(polished turd really shit pictures™ from B3ta's anti-hero, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# ROOOOOOOLLIN, ON THA RIVVVVERRR.

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)
# AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WILL ALWAYS, LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)