The erotic adventures of Cpt.Jean Luc Picard


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(captain_ham, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

quick, get the soldering iron!
data is leaking coolant!
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

at an alarming rate

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

i'm detecting any leak...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

leaking coolant at an alarming rate.....
damn, that's going to annoy me until i remember where i heard it before
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

think about it
a human
dressed as a robot
having a whizz
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

ah, thanks.
fry pissing behind the bins on robot planet.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

*winces at the thought of using a soldering iron there*

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

*tackles*
'ello milfy
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Allo filfy ;)

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

*giggles*
so you think you can beat my 10lb 7oz offspring?
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

God, I hope not!

( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

that's nothing!
i was 11lb 2, my brother was 15lb 1.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

15lb!!!!!!
*faints*
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

he had to be that big
because he was-and still is-full of shit.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

my grampa was 16lb

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Eeeeeep
Largest baby recorded was 22lb *winces*

Fortunately, there are no giants in my family that I know of - we're all dinky. Especially mum, but then she was prem....
( Mrs Trellis Stampkat has all the stamps, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

my mum is 5ft 1, my dad is 5ft 5
they just had fat babies
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Eeep!
TJ: I see somebody sneaked a rude name into an appropriate article:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7312412.stm
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

HA!

( cr3 takk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

hahahaha!!!
nicely done!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

RIS.

( Mr. Johnson, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

near the bottom in the 'your comment' bit...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Say the name of the guy who wrote:
This all reads like an awful lot of pseudo science to me. Our parents aspirations for us rarely turn out to be fulfilled - so what does it matter what name they gave us? out loud a few times.
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

BADUM TISH!
thanks for pointing it out!
( Mr. Johnson, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hugh is not a funny name.

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Hugh.

Either I missed it or I can't pronounce Hugh.
( Kamikaze Stoat ~, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

awww they spotted it
It was Hugh Janus.
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

what,
hugh? Maybe if it was Hugh Jars, something like that..
( Finite says BRING ON THE ASHES, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Lisa Thompson!
pfft!

Oh those kids!
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

That's a cracker, isn't it?
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Charles Node's text of the eluded cod, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Would have been funnier
If I wasn't expected to scan then entire article twice before finding it at the bottom of the comments.
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Sorry.
I'll spoon-feed you funnies in future.
:p
( Zak McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Did anyone else look at this picture and think
"Northern Fock?"


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7313896.stm
( Barbarossa Carbonara Archipelago, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

yes

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)