Hmmm

( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Pfffffffft
you mad fucker
( Koba Look out!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

Genie-arse!

( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahaha!!
soup herb!
EDIT: HEFFREY SAYS HELLO ALL!
he's too busy to b3ta!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)

This makes me glee.
Also: has anyone read this from links yet? Oh my goodness.

www.closeronline.co.uk/20929/view.aspx?dateonline=Tuesday+25+March+2008
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

And?
Whats the problem?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

genetic disorders for one.
The taboo on incest, unlike most social taboos, makes real genetic sense.

Inbreeding leads to an increase in genetic disorders such as downs, more likelihood of weak or damaged organs, lowered immune systems and increased risk of cancer.
( chenobble is actually photoshopped, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

What could possibly go wrong...

( WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

oh dear
:)
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hahahahaha
For I moment I missed what you did.

But seriously, that guy really is a troll.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

I thought he was
"good looking"

I love the fact that in her list of pririties the fact that he's 22 years older was more worrying than the fact that he's her FUCKING DAD
( Joe Scaramanga Get the girl, kill the bad guy, shag the henchman, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

Badum
Tisch
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Her fucking dad, yes

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

The naughty step for both of them

(catsfather, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

Oh dear lord :(

( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Exactly.
I am nigh on unshockable but even that's left me feeling a little odd. Even more so now I've emailed it to my dad with the heading 'NOT A SUGGESTION'.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

He should be used to my sense of humour by now....

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

{O_O}

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

oh my god
daddies! don't fuck your daughters, sure she's got a whole bag of goodies but it's just wrong

O_O
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Just what the world needs
more banjo players.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

hahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga Get the girl, kill the bad guy, shag the henchman, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

best comment of the day :)

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

pffft!

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Arf!
all those extra fingers come in handy.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

*glowers*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Is it the 17th yet!? - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

Ewwww, poor kids. Genetic disorders like you wouldn't believe,
not to mention the bullying.
( chenobble is actually photoshopped, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Exactly.
If you're going to shag your kids at least glove up.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

does this mean
i can have sex with my cat? she's been looking at me
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

NO, poor little cat vagina.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Ok
The world puts out some confusing messages. I'll just struggle on through.
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

if you use a rubber I don't mind
But your cat might
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Bloody hell!
I'm not surprised her mother didn't want her to have any contact with him!
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

It's the bit about his wife wanting to share him that's really odd for me.
Fuck sake, the guy fucks his daughter, behind your back no less and you want to KEEP him?

Am I wrong or is he not as attractive as these ladies seem to think?
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

Read the comments left on this article
"he must have a hugh chenob"
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

I have, yes.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Some of the comments are amusing
"Are you proud of yourself? I bet you are on benefits."

Pffft. What sort of person reads Closer and the Daily Mail?
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

I'd rather read Closer...

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

^this

(Green Spanner Is addicted to mint imperials, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

They deserve each other
But I do feel sorry for all of the children. been involved in child protection with a charity I used to help out with and it is beyond beleif what some adults think of as normal.
Cnuts
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

I resent the association to my username
:P
( chenobble is actually photoshopped, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Humble apologies
But be careful, just incase chenoble drop off
Pft
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

*fallout joke*

( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

maybe he's highly skilled in the control freak department
or has a large schlong

whatever the details, it's pathetic and the guy shouldknow better, but clearly not.
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

My dad's got a big willy.
I'm not about to bounce on it though.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

there are some severe mental issues at play here
if the wife puts up with this.. well..

maybe there's something in that

the guy needs a shoeing in my oppinion

I'm not one to moralise but this is just.. completely sick
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

Yes.
I would agree. Almost 6 BILLION people in the world, stay away from the ones you're related to.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

tho many say that doing cousins is a good thing
and it's only evil westerners who think that's wrong

my opinion: don't fuck in your family

incase anyone's confused :)
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Genetically, it's a bad idea. Much higher than normal risk of abnormalities and stuff.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

yup, but apparently it's a western plot of lies
of course if you want kids with 3 heads etc..
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

I hope they enjoy their extra appendages.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

How do you know?
Don't answer that
I don't need to know
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Haha this!

( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

Because nakedity is not something my family are really bothered by.
I'm the child of two hippies, ffs.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

Oh
Okie Dokie
Hides
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

"So what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire father you'd never met before?"

( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

This is.....disturbing

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

You're not wrong.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Um...kay?
I...er...that is...
(Green Spanner Is addicted to mint imperials, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

someone has left the comment "you're going to fuck up your children"
but presumably they're just going to fuck them...
( Wasp Box, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Next Hollyoaks storyline revealed!
FACT!


(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

is that still on?
oh
( Discomeats . cement, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

flab hugh arse wooyay

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Nutter!
Well, everyone else was doin it...
( WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Haha that's ace

( SexFace has probably nailed your missus., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Typical, the day I go back on the healthy eating trail and there's battenbergs everywhere I look!
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

but Batternburg is the cake of the Devil

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

this is true
cake should not be pink


( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all has got bollocks of the sinuses, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Looks nice, has marzipan.
Makes sense.
( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

Marzipan
and jam...

It's just as well I'm flat broke at the moment or I'd be down Iceland, buying up their stock of battenbergs.
( Joliet will cunt you in the fuck on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

No no no!
I am upset by the lack of foods in common we share!
First you like marmite..I hate the stuff, now battenburg, I like you don't!
Oh Archie, It's all going wrong!!!
( Mstandot burnt his foot and didn't like it., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

so very wrong

( Wasp Box, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

Yes. Yes it is

( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

*shakes fist at deliberate misunderstanding*
Why I oughta...
( Wasp Box, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

is it battenburg day?

( Wasp Box, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Mullet bang!!
Most woo.
( Mstandot burnt his foot and didn't like it., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hahaha!

(Green Spanner Is addicted to mint imperials, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hahahah YES

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)