While I am waiting for inspiration, here's this.

(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

gin anyone?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

No thanks.
I have Cider!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

how many vehicles
are on bricks on your lawn? ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

Only one at the moment,
but that is because weve only just parked up moved in.

What is rather amusing though, is while I was just on my way back from the shop with it, some kids were doing wheelies on their mopeds on the pavement. And I thought what pikies! Then I realised what I was carrying and thought about killing myself. :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

haha.
drink on. I like cider.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

I used to live in Bournemouth with a mad Irish bloke
who spent every Sunday driving to the New Forest with his girlfriend, buying copious amounts of proper cider in what looked suspiciously like washed-out plastic 2 litre milk cartons, then bringing them back for us all to get wasted.

Ah, happy days.

Except the Mondays. I didn't like them much for some reason.
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

It is the drink of the Gods,
along with Gin and Tonic.

People! Come play fucking iSketch!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

I have pretty much everything
The odd thing is that now I am grown up and can afford to keep a well-stocked cabinet, I don't feel like drinking.

As well as the usual I must have about 50 fecking bottles of wine and half a dozen of champagne.
*sips water*

( Flowerpot You're my best fix, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

thats terrible news! you really should try and drink at least half of them in a month
just to prove you've still got the power!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

good idea
but i have none
i shall have cassis and lemonade instead
/big fucking girl
( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

You still just drinking that stuff?
Why dont you go and get some other alcohols :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

money, time, lack of planning

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

Your excuses are justified!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

i'm tripping quite nicely papa.

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

i shall have a waggledance, thanks
gin makes me paranoid the next day

*waggles and dances*
( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

That stuff is good.
I'm still nursing a hangover though, so won't be drinking tonight.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Oo
Now I do rather like that stuff...
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm on the lager dear boy
and will be finishing off with the usual port and brandy. You are welcome to join me though.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

I've been drinking quite a bit of port lately.
I'm sure it's not natural at my age.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

i had a bottle of 12 year old tawny port recently
by fuck tha twent down well, and quickly
( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

I have to put brandy in it.
I usually get a bottle of Taylor's 12yo each week. If I did not out brandy in it I could drink a bottle a day.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

it's fucking grand.
How can you expect to get the gout before 40 if you fanny about with alcopops?

Edit:// fuck me. Back in a bit. I seem to only have 4 beers left. I go away for the weekend and the shopping has gone to shit.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

Oh, I can barely drink that shit.
Ale, port, whiskey and rum for me. Not normally at the same time.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

Ever tried rum and apple?
A Rumpletini I believe it's called.
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

No I haven't.
I'll try and remember to give it a go.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)

i fucking love port and brandy
*wants*
( Seventh "Oh cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

Nah
It would taste horrible in my glass of cider
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

TJ:
isketch anyone?
( Rappola 's New Years Resolution is 1024x768, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Give me 5.
Are you gonna set up a room?

Make sure you choose english words as I accidentally left it on US last night :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

*hides*
And still, we use Iceboxes in England. They are just chillers for picnics!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

I read that and giggled.

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

It was YOU who made them draw an Icebox!?!

( Discomeats . cement, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

It was WHO, who made them draw an Icebox!?!

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

It was THE WHO, who made them draw an Icebox!?!

( Discomeats . cement, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)

Was it SOON they drew the Icebox!?!

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

With a PHOOM they withdrew the pickaxe?!?

( Discomeats . cement, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)

With a FUSE they threw the lice-clock?!

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

A BLUES playing louse-tick?

( Discomeats . cement, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

I read that and chortled.

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

hehe
woo!
( The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

that episode of the crystal maze was a classic!

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

I'M COMING OOOOOOOOUT!

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

I read that and lolled hard.

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

Hahaha.
I found a torrent of the first 4 series of Crystal Maze.

It's the stuff of legend.
( Quijibo Esq. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

He was
being to tire?
( Quijibo Esq. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

It was LUC who made them draw an Icebox!?!

( Dekionplexis VIII 2009: Watch America Burn - LOL!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)