Let it be known:
James T. Kirk can and will get into your pants.

(Caustic Armadillo is here, trade your pistol for a coffin!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

I find this strangely compelling
in my penis.
(Dr Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff knows, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

I find my penis strangely compelling.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

*bums*

( A Vagabond is a feckless cum-shedder, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

*points*

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

I would have done him.
Not like this, obviously. Is he allergic to space bees?

Woo!
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

I would only do him like this.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

I know I would

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

I called him first.
Wait your turn.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

*whispers 'Denny Crane'*

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I had to look him up.
I'm too hungover to understand these references.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

His character in Boston Legal.
Gets turned on when the lady whispers his name at him.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Ah right, I've never even heard of the show.
/out of touch
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

It's ace.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

Did someone say
"Bees"?


( A Vagabond is a feckless cum-shedder, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

Aw, what a lovely bee.
Have an IGCSCEW*:


*Inter-Galactic, Cross Series, Compo-Entry Woo
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
*hyper-hugs*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Yay!
Hello son!

Y'alreet?

EDIT: Off sick...

But feeling better now - my hangover's easing ;)
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

aisde from not being able to shift this cold,
yes!
the wifey starts her new job next week!
and my mum has signed up for the london bash!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

London Bash
Still undecided whether to go
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

I'll be there
surely this is a good reason to come?
(Goatse - is also using the gel, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

GO GO, GO GO GO GO ,GO GO GO GO
GO GO THERE'S NO LIMIT!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

But I think i'll feel out of place
On the grounds that I'm at least 15 years older than anyone else on this board!
I remeber when all this was fields etc
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

But b3ta is ageless
Seriously, it won't be a problem...

And even if you're 15 years older than me, you won't be as old as some of the b3tans I've met
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

just do it!
how old are you?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

as old as my hair and a bit older than my teeth
as my nan use to say till the nasty accident with the pliers and her life savings

43
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

COME ON DOWN!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

well maybe
I'll have to get my hair done though
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

yay!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

Well there you go, you're not 15 years older than me...

( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

he is from my age!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

pfft
that's no age. I'm 43 this year. ( and a fine figure of a man. In Vino Veritas said so, so it must be true )
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

I think it's lovely that she decided to humour you in this way.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

you might have
5 years or so on me but I'm not nearly the eldest.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

Hurrah!
\o/
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

he's talking to me.
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

^ this

( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

I was celebrating the fact that ives' mum is attending the bash

( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

i hope i get the cash to go!
it sounds like she'll need protecting from all you perverts!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)

I'm hoping my hangover will ease up before my 3 hour train journey.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

I hope this too, I wouldn't wish a 3 hour train journey on anyone with a hangover...
...or without a hangover either, for that matter
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)

I should be able to handle it so long as there's noone with loud headphones or talking loud on a phone.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)

James T. Kirk has space bees for breakfast.
and the occasional shag, when there's no comely green lass around.
(Caustic Armadillo is here, trade your pistol for a coffin!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I might do my fairy make up again.
Looks very odd, but makes me slightly green without making me look like I'm about to vomit.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)

make yourself blue
and bleach your hair.

*awaits smurfette fantasy*
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

Nah
Red Skin and Green hair this time
Pwetty Pwease
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

Someone (years ago, not b3tan) shopped a picture of me to look like smurfette.
This one.

b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00950/00/09/950879000_m.jpg

I'm either 14 or 15 there.

It was terrible, it really was. I honestly could have done better scribbling on the monitor with a crayon.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)

bloody kids.
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

I was an awesome kid and a mad teenager.
That was mid 'off the rails' period.
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

You look like Lauren Lavern
Or whatever her name is
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)

I'm much posher.

( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)

I would have gotten away with it as well
If it hadn't been for those meddling kids and thier darned dog
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

cor!

*buys deloren*

*makes time machine*

*1.21 giggawatts at 88 MPH*

*nonces*
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)

\o/
NOW I remember you!
( Captain Wow self confident enough to be nice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)

it's like an episode of ashes to ashes
or something.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

that makes me want to cry...
*cries*
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

that's what it is
I though I'd pooed myself
(pdjpdj, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)

That is rather fucking uncanny, in a sexy way

( mediocre is all bruised and sore, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Cor!
I can't remember his name, but I've had him!

'nings everyone
( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Is it just me?
Or does he have that "Elvis in his later years" look about him?
( maximinimus giving the world the crack-slam since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

Haha, I think it might just be you =)

( Professor Kenny Martin rocks! \m/ (>_<) \m/, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

My brother saw it and said
"why did you shop Dad?"
(Caustic Armadillo is here, trade your pistol for a coffin!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

OMG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Kraykan, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

hahaha
old skool gnops FTW!

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)