Kirk would think twice in future before using the line
"We could make beautiful music together" to an alien race

( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

hahahaha

( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Is he a wind instrument?

( Kamikaze Stoat, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yes,
An ocarina!
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

no that woman on the right is blatently blind
and is using kirks head as some sort of keyboard
( epiphany Nothings impossible except for dinosaurs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

broken
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

fixed

( epiphany Nothings impossible except for dinosaurs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

SHE'S PLAYING HELLO BY LIONEL RICHIE!
OBVIOUSLY.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

the song
or the board game?
( epiphany Nothings impossible except for dinosaurs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Surely
Shatner's version of Rocketman!
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

but did that have a video with head feeling?
and i mean that in the unerotic sense..altho feeling a gigantic lionel richie clay head is pretty fucking erotic.
( KittyVomit about as funny as Johnathan Ross..., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

oh head feeling... makes me think of Kids in sandbox
ouchy.
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

He practices with clay Lionel Ritchie heads
...it's just unprofessional to take it out on stage for the performance
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Would make sense.
He's fairly wooden.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

^trumps
sorry.. twas the cauliflower cheese
(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Pffft.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)