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[challenge entry] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hippo birdy
and....


NORKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington tis my b3ta day!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# rofl tits

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# rofl-tits
1.create rofl-tits
2.sell
3.
4.profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington tis my b3ta day!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I think you'll find that...
3. = wanking

(or maybe roflwanking)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# there is no 3!

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany Nothings impossible except for dinosaurs, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# *wanks just to spite you*

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Oh yeah.
spite-wanks are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# are they the same
as angry wanks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany Nothings impossible except for dinosaurs, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Anatomically, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Happy birthday!
He should be about a cm to the right ;-)

Edit: I've just taken all of someone's money off them in poker, and now I'm going for a celebratory bath. See you soon, all x

edit edit: maybe not. Half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ning hot tits
who the fuck is corrine bailey rae when she's at home?
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Singer, does happy songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNK_VDQY8I

like this one.

*squeezes* ning lovely.


although I'd wager no more happy songs for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# why would she be funny though?

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Her husband overdosed yesterday.
Been all over the news here. Because you know, there's no war on or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Has it?
I had no idea. Which is fine, because I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I was assuming he was a he rather than an it.
UNLESS she was married to a table or something.

And it overdosed on....sanders.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I meant it as in the story.
But it is always tragic when a table ODs on sanders.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Gets me every time.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# she should sing the blues
blues and girlie singers go well together*


*this is not meant as an insult towards her...she has the voice for female blues
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington tis my b3ta day!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# She would do good blues.
Best stuff for girls to sing, is the blues.

/blues singer to some blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# happy birthday!
is it just me who doesn't find 7 of 9 attractive?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Nah, I'm with you.
My dad fecking hates star trek, but used to sit through it just cause he thought she was fit.

I never really understood it though.
(I helped save b3ta! SubterraneanTu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# would...
www.wonderfulfaces.com/pictures/JeriRyan/nude/jeri_ryan_012.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Christ...
Hardly any point in wearing a top really.

Still, I don't quite get it... I mean I'm not saying i WOULDN'T! But I don't get the obsession.
(I helped save b3ta! SubterraneanTu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Trek + big tits in tight catsuit.
Janeway in her nightie for me, every time. Woof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# This is true.
Picard in a nightie... Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! SubterraneanTu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# thank you for that...
...(wow!)
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# The bitch, I wish I was that thin.
But never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Thin is boring
and unattractive.

Curves and normality = win.
(I helped save b3ta! SubterraneanTu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Hurray for curves!

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I'd quite like to be octagonal.
That'd be hard to argue with. I'm not fat, I'm 8 sided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# If you were rectangular it'd be more convenient for storage.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I don't want to be a rectangle.
That's a boyshape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# And impromptu games of Tetris

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# It depends
Thin as in petite and flat chested is fairly sexy.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# The only woman like that who I consider sexually attractive with it
is Milla Jovovich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Amelie?
She was quite petite anyway.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# agreed
I'd rate her a seven
(Penultimate Straw, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Happy birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday! :)
And yay to rather fit former borgs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled All is red ex during the day, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# happy birthday to you
it is also my mummy's birthday today. are you my mum? if so, i'm sorry for not getting you a card or a present. I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# happy berthday!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ...*grab*...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Snap Happy Atomic Particle Day !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# careful
She'll have his eye out with those
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# a man should...
...be so lucky...:)
(atomic particles of reality exploded., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)