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previously (approx 1.25% funnier)

I remember why I gave up now
( P3te petelea.co.uk, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh god, SPANG
but wooo as this raised more than a smile from me
( McBadger currently 4 weeks into growing beardage, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

*whacks round the head with a frying pan*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! is putting the lice into Police Brutality since, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)

^x_^x

mmmmmm fried stuff
( P3te petelea.co.uk, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

My favourite food group.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

That is a pretty grim reaper indeed !

( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

hold still

( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

Starfleet directive g343963 clearly states
that punning is outlawed. Arrest that man!
            /

( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

Turn on the tractor beam
and haul him in !
( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

he is a traitor
and a part of the rebel alliance, take him away!

... oh wait
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

g343963?
with a ginger toupee?
( barryheadwound mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Starfleet directive g343963?
No officer shall assume the role of pantomime dame during summer months? I don't entirely see how thats relevent, old fruit.
( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Your handbook is out of date,
that's now directive k293268/ii . It was moved to the Winchester section.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

bloody starfleet
i only got issued that thing last year.
( Tom O'Bedlam Why'm I so willin', to be the villain?, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Fleeting Moments . . .

( Valin Informally informed forms formally forming . . ., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)