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# what's the middle thing
do i want to know?
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yes, yes you do.
Also: "whahahaha!" To the image :)
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# the enterprise
you gonk
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that was my first thought
then I thought, "no why would there be an enterprise in a sex shop. it must me some manner of mimsy stretcher"
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i think it's because it's got vaguely cock shaped rocket-bits
and let's face it, dildos seem to no longer need to look like cocks
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# oh god those rabbits upset me
no matter how much coffee i drink I can't make my fucking dick vibrate!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# get your missus to shove a vibrator up her arse
while you shag her

it is an experience
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# that sounds... awesome...
cockrings are a fairly good substitute
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hmm
never really seen the attraction
always assumed pube entanglement
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i'm a trimmer so it wasn't a problem
ladywoman liked it though
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
a 'trimmer' i like that
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i was trying to think of a way to put it that didn't make me sound too deviant
edit:also I'm getting my dad one of your t-shirts for his birthday
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
her your
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# tried that.
really wasn't cool with it at all.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *doffs cap* Hello sir.

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8209731
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, I say we continue this up here.
Hello
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# looks like the star trek space-ship to me
*pretends not to know anything about Star Trek*
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)