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[challenge entry] *oh my*!...

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# FTW

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# WHAT
No PIG!?!!?

also
Woo
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Pigs have no choice but to use them though ;)

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# the pig is dead for now...

...i think i ran out of good ideas...:(
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I think he's begining to smell now

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# My pig's got no nose.

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# thats a tad unlucky
No snout for tea :(
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# resurrect him and make him poo chocolate eggs!

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Lord Of The Flies...?
Pig's head on a stick FTW!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# FTW!

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# wow,
I thought there was another me for a second there and I was all like "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" and "DEEEEEATHMAAAAAATCH!" and stuff.Then I realised that something must have spacked out and posted beore and after the exclamaition mark. That is all.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# that's quite enterprising
:D
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# what's the middle thing
do i want to know?
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yes, yes you do.
Also: "whahahaha!" To the image :)
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# the enterprise
you gonk
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that was my first thought
then I thought, "no why would there be an enterprise in a sex shop. it must me some manner of mimsy stretcher"
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i think it's because it's got vaguely cock shaped rocket-bits
and let's face it, dildos seem to no longer need to look like cocks
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# oh god those rabbits upset me
no matter how much coffee i drink I can't make my fucking dick vibrate!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# get your missus to shove a vibrator up her arse
while you shag her

it is an experience
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# that sounds... awesome...
cockrings are a fairly good substitute
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# hmm
never really seen the attraction
always assumed pube entanglement
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# i'm a trimmer so it wasn't a problem
ladywoman liked it though
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
a 'trimmer' i like that
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i was trying to think of a way to put it that didn't make me sound too deviant
edit:also I'm getting my dad one of your t-shirts for his birthday
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
#
her your
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# tried that.
really wasn't cool with it at all.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *doffs cap* Hello sir.

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8209731
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, I say we continue this up here.
Hello
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# looks like the star trek space-ship to me
*pretends not to know anything about Star Trek*
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# tghose fists are truly unpleasant
although vaguely amusing to stuff up your sleeve and offer to people to shake
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# oh dear
ftw indeed!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# i was going to offer this...but sex toys are funnier...

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# nice

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Oh I like that, it's gentle.
Alright all, I've been on the cider.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# bugger
i'm just going to bed

hello
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *tut* it;s only early.
Hello
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# early?
it's very nearly tomorrow

right, i go now

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Bye lovely man.

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Hahahahah

(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)