Shatner has taken over.
Run while you can, there's not much ti-
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

oh my god, a shortage of ti-!
*fears*
( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

He truly is a heartless bastard.
He's been threatening my ties, too.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

!
that's terrible!

:(

meanwhile, I had chicken! :D
( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Hurray!
I had fish and chips, and roast chicken will be happening tomorrow.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

tomorrow I shall be having roats beefs!
which is great for me, but not so great for the cow!

mooo!
( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

Well, she should of thought of that before she became so delicious.
She only has herself to blame.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

indeed
walking around a field in a short skirt and a thermos full of onion gravy, it's clearly asking for trouble
( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

I wouldn't mind drinking some of HER milk

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

:D

( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

after reading abour "mr hands" below
your statement isnt as nice as it once was to me
(Pob mk2, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

what a silly mens!
giving himself the horse!
( Discomeats Subletting Harpoons, Badiocrose the Medium cement, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)