Laundry time on the Starship Enterprise

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)

:D the cheeky hound

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

Enjoying a musk mask there

( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

mmm I wouldnt say no to getting to sniff the dried vaginal discharge of a young Kirsty Alley.
...

sometimes I think I should just think things.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

Nooooooooo it's nice, you make me appear almost normal.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)

You keep thinking that, deary.

( MrPineapple GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

I did say almost.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

oh dear

( M3Essential Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)

that must be over a hundred yrs old

( M3Essential Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

scrape it off, crush it, rack it into lines
we'll all have a snort
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

hahaha
great idea
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

*does line
umm, yeah, it's not for me to be honest. Want some?

*passes rolled note
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

*sniffs*
*coughs*

I'd imagined it being a lot better.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

yeah
I think we're both going to die.

Hold me
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

*holds*
*hallucinates Ted Danson playing baseball*
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

*vomits it all up
*feels better
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha!

( MrPineapple GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS AND GAIN YOUR KNOWLEDGE., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hahahaha!
Wow, I'd forgotten how attractive she used to be.
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

runaway
she gets strip searched in that
but it's a PG, so you don't get to see owt
( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

tada, nsfw
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops324/noops_kirstie_alley.html
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

oh my
that husky minx.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

Indeed, indeed.
I love this website. I know that's sad, but I do.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

Needs more Juliana Margulies

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

You've got one of your own.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

yeah but you try and get the fucker to talk to me ;)
edit:// I can't begin to tell you how bad my dog stinks tonight. She's been a pain all day and now just sits at my feet creating stink.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Order her to.
If nothing else, she might give you a look of disdain. It's contact, at least. ;-)
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

the dog looks at me disdainfully allday.
Oh you mean Allison? Oh she's OK. I'm still the best fuck she can ever hope to meet so I can get drunk and forget about sex for weeks. She's a woman, you know? I always win.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

I always win.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

does she go outside?

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

the dog? Only if she is following
her young boyfriend or I drag her. Actually, applicable to both areas.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

in response to the fact that she keeps trying to bite your tongue
I suggest kissing the nape of her neck.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

She's asleep now. How
fucking fickle are dogs? Not as fickle as cats, that's how much. Yeah!
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

my cat isn't fickle
she is asleep on my feet, keepin em warm like most nights, and the other cat is just shit scared of everything that moves.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

i used to
but all the pics are a bit old
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

It's good for proof that celebrity bird x is a dirty slutwitch though.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

indeed

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

It's good for proof that celebrity bird x is a dirty slutwitch though.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

yes

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

I got overexcited.

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

*bookmarks*

( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

hahahaaa!
mmmh vulcan muff juice
( pzyko, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

In other news
I really fancy eve myles from torchwood. she gives me wood
( The Tig and me, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

hoho, lovely
in other news, I did a bad thing last night

I drank about 3/4 of a litre of gin

and called my ex back in London
( emvee you already know how this will end, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

oops
if nothing else, your next phonebill's going to be a CUNT
( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

nah we have a webphone thingy
landlines worldwide are free

but I've been deliberately keeping away from it, particularly when drunk for this very reason
( emvee you already know how this will end, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

drinking gin alone does make people do things like that.

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

Whoops. do you remember what you said?

( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

'can you remember where i left my sabbath tshirt?'

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

:D strange you should say this
I was looking for mine earlier and it's disappeared.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

*looks innocent*

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

GIVE IT BACK
It's my favourite.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

I've managed to lose my Porcupine Tree t-shirt somewhere.
I bet my girlfriend has stolen it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

I won't go into it
but there was crying
( emvee you already know how this will end, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

oh dear...
hows the hangover? gin hits me like bitch. even without stupid things done.
( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

i got a bit drunk
and kissed my ex again
then she spent an hour crying on my should cos she broke her housemate's vase
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

christ
kissing ladies when drunk
only ever leads to trouble
( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Or in my case,
long term relationships.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

well, that too
*kissed wife˚ when drunk*

˚didn't know her at the time, sort of thing
( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

Well, things were going that way with my current girlfriend anyway.
But it took a night of drinking and an N64 to push it over the edge.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

hahah
My lady was so pissed she fell over on me, i thought it was a cuddle so tongued her. Meatloaf was on the sound system. Happy days
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

I love a nice romantic story.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

hahahah

( mictoboy //////////////////////////////////////////////////, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

yeh,
although in this case going for a piss caused more trouble as she had a chance to break said vase, fucking my plans for the rest of the night
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

Schniffer . . .

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)