This is excellent news.
There is a space for you in the harem at any point.
( Captain Wow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

My beard is currently 3 inches long.
Mrs Bingo said to me last night that she hated kissing hairy lips. I was so disappointed.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

They're the best kind.

( Captain Wow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

Indeed they are.

( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

How fucking sexy is that?
Exactly.
( Captain Wow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

your lips grow hair?
fucking hell that's scary

when i first had a goatee it made 2" in a year
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

I've been growing this one for about four months.
It's a beauty.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

that's almost an inch a month
how the fook?
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

Scott's Porage Oats, motherfucker!
My last shave was at the start of December.
I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.

Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?

I get five minutes after shaving shadow.

Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)

mine grows fairly quickly,
but still takes about 3 weeks to be thick, don't let it reach inches long anymore so dunno how many months it'd take.
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)