thats
My old headmaster!
if he was saying "touch your toes boy" it would be uncanny
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

That brings up
Suggestive and unpleasant mental images.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)