I swear if my alarm clock did this I would fucking chin the fucker I swear I would
I ain't afraid of alarm clocks I could have one any day even in my sleep I would fucking have it I swear to god I would.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

Crikey...
You been reading Catcher in the Rye?
( Sonic James Doom Is mired in Primary Science..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)