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From the Stop Aids challenge. See all 250 entries (closed)

( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)

HAHA!
You've just killed my love for the misunderstood superfood that is aids scotch eggs.

EDIT: How rude of me *clicks*
( M3rx There are bullies and nerds. And hot Asian chicks., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

So, so glad I'm alone in the office...
*guffaws with abandon*
*takes the band off and guffaws again*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahaha
ace!
(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

hahaha
the only good AIDS I've seen this morning!


edit/ although monkeon's effort below is all right I suppose
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

this makes me want scotch egg
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)

Everyone should always want scotch eggs
Apart from the scotch
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

Fortunately there are no such people!

( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)

I'll never forget my kwik save scotch egg
it contained no egg!

damn you!! damn you to hell kwik save! you are bankrupt now, due to selling sausage meat with egg sized voids in it!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

^this!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)

I was thinking that while I was making it
I may go questing for one at lunchtime
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

have one on my behalf
:D

and if it contains no egg, it's not my fault
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)

Ooooooh yes
It must have egg. A proper egg. Not that chopped up egg they put in the smaller ones, but a full size, grade A large egg. An egg to be proud of. An egg to challenge the needs of even the hungriest scothchegg-eater. An egg that shredded the muff of the chicken that laid it.

A proper egg, in a proper scotch egg.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)

a muff shredding mega egg smeared in sausagemeat and batters!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)

now
you're just making me hungry for sausage-wrapped muff-ripping eggs.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)

aren't we all hungry for that!
that's what separates us from the animals!

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)

and here was me
thinking it was my inability to lick my own arse that separated us.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)

try harder!
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)

i'm double jointed
so i can get my feet behind my head, but my neck just won't stretch that far! :(
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)

hmm
dunno what to suggest

a long straw maybe?

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)

Tongue weights
You have to use them while sitting at your desk. They stretch your tongue over a period of time.

Expect to be licking the pubic are within the month, upper perinium inside of 3 months, and full anal tongueing by christmas.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Now I know you're only pretending there is a difference

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)

scotch eggs have a different form of the CCR5 receptor ligand
and so are less able to bind to your cells
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)

oh my, that is the most wonderful thing i've seen all morning.

WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

haha officelollocopters
makes me want scotch aids
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)

clicky clicky
click click click
( twig has new glasses, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)

this is my favourite.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)