I come back to the board and am greeted with Genarse!!
other news

WE FINALLY FOUND THE BASTARD THAT RAN OFF WITH MY MONEY

*does happy dance*
edit for all those that didn't know, long and short a "friend" ran off with a grand of my cash after telling me that he had cancer. he didn't. bailiffs couldn't find him I'd given up hope till today :D YAAAAAAY
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Wooyay!
But, er, what?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

I don't know what this is about,
but have you kicked him in the shins?
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

meh I was thinking more burning oil on scrotum
and pulling out fingernails
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

You can't go with your strongest punishments first!
Always give them the knowledge that things can, and will, get much, much worse!
( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

HOORAY!
What money?
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

was he hiding between the cushions on the sofa??
didn't know you'd been robbed
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

not robbed
I lent him the cash, he was, as we all thought, trustworthy

he then did a runner.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

eek! rumbled!
*scarpers*
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

*collars*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

*cuffs*

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

*wonders*
I once knew a ginger girl with naturally blonde pubes.

*looks at mictos crotch*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

have you got her number?

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Not any more :-(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

probably for the best

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

hey!
these don't match!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*profits*
finally!!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

did the police catch him
or did he just give himself up?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

nein alas no police allowed as I willingly gave the cunt the money
went through civil courts, been ongoing since june last year, and has totally destroyed my trust in people and a fair bit of self worth too :)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

wow!
what a wanker

glad you got your cash back
couldn't lend me £500 though could you?
*flutters puppy dog eyes*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

*spats*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

*sock suspenders*

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

Yay, is he buried up to his neck in sand now, surrounded by ants and covered in honey?
Also: 'ning!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

I wish
would make him easier to track down
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

*glees*
BURN THEM!

It's the only language they understand.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

hahaha :D
sorry to take away from your outstanding post huni *glees incesantly*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

HURRAAH!
That is special news indeed. You should celebrate with Ribena
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:01, archived)