Perfection


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(zzzp.net Big cookies! Man cookies! Cookies with nuts!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:12, archived)

arf!

( Mushroom, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)

pfft

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:14, archived)

excellent pun sire.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:20, archived)

it's a pun?
it probably was meant to be, but I made it so many years ago I've forgotten

way to make me feel old
( Mushroom, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)

eye...lashes?
if i detected a pun that didn't exist do i get a super prize?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:24, archived)

oh yes!
that was it.
christ, it was obvious too.

*wanders off to get blanket and slippers*
( Mushroom, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)

haha.
oldy got old.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)

Could be Moisture Whip?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 10 Apr 2007, 5:46, archived)

oof!

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

Arf
i like!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:14, archived)

I have definitely seen that one before
Is that Adriana Lima?
(Livi70590 Master of Lurkage., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:15, archived)

I love this
lots.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:16, archived)

woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:19, archived)

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:26, archived)

that just makes me hungry

( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:48, archived)

I love you.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:50, archived)

nothing quite like the taste of a bit of chocolate and strawberry
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:54, archived)

hahaha
"Mon Cherie"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)

heh

( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)

thank christ for that.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)

I do thank christ
he died so we could enjoy cheap consumer products from lidl

yum!

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:54, archived)

that is..
the best pic.. EVER!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)

I remember seeing that on Catchphrase!
I think

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:31, archived)

she needs to get out more

Suntan brush, one mouse stroke. PSP10, faster and simpler than Photoshop and only £20. When will you lean Adobe?!
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:20, archived)

corel bought PSP?
when did this happen?!
( Mushroom, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:20, archived)

about 3 years ago I think
Did you miss the memo?
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)

Corel bought Jasc 3 or 4 years ago I think.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

I'm so out of the loop

( Mushroom, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:24, archived)

*grabs 'shroom's arm and pulls him back into the loop
Did you hear about the whale in the Thames?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:32, archived)

about a year ago.
they've releasd Paint shop pro X which is very good and paint shop photo XI which is the same but profitable by changing the name.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:24, archived)

11 has a load of new and impressive stuff
but it's a touch slower due to the new image handling stuff so I stick with 10
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)

I found that
PCX's made in PSP X aren't true to form. They screw up when decoded in DirectX appps. GIMP works for them and the files are a touch smaller.
(Gutterflower, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:47, archived)

pcx files? is it 1995 again?!

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)

sadly
at times you use what you have to. Machines you find in pubs with the touchscreens don't have all that much grunt.

Besides just because they hardly see use anymore is no excuse to bugger them up.
(Gutterflower, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:48, archived)

Meh
The GIMP is free! :P
(zzzp.net Big cookies! Man cookies! Cookies with nuts!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:27, archived)

and impossible to use
I've tried, I really have, but no, it's clearly made by programmers with no artist involvement
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:28, archived)

It is fiddly
But as I am a programmer and not an artist I find it easier than Photoshop perversely.
(Mikey_C is on the internet. mikeynet.co.uk, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:35, archived)

Jinx!


( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:20, archived)

ha ha. now that's class

( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:33, archived)

is it me
or does she have scuzzy teeth?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)

looks a bit like brooke satchwell. is it?
i'm rubbish at identifying famous people
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 20:03, archived)

very nice
congrats on fp!


(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)

That's very good

( magnum, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)

Indeed

( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)

I know it was radiation...

(mr_sam, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)

Fire

(mr_sam, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)

Funny...
...but it needs to be BIIIGGGGAAAARRRR!
(gamefanatic666 is gleeing over WALL.E, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)

Heh
I doubt this will appear in Zoo or Nuts.
(randomination, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)

Woo
Too right.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)

(ekk the thief, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 2:36, archived)