I posted this joke once before, and it's equally unfunny...
"My keybard's gt n 's"
"Hw des it spell?"
"Awful"
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

And for those of you who use Lotus Notes...
"My computer's got no Notes!"
"How does it send mail?"
"Awful"
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)