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( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

BUMPO!
APPLUMPO!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

ahh hah hah hah hah hah
*bumps*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (16lbs so far), Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

Apple humping!
Yay!
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

Core!
that is all.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)

none of that (s)talk around here, thanks
woo pic!
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)

You're taking the pip.

(Dooley, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

you pipped me to it!!

(LargeDoner, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

True,
it is a very apeeling pic.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

apeeling?
I think that's aSKIN' a bit much.
(asdfasdfasdf, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)

these puns are taking a bit too much APPLEication of thought.
I'm off to bed.
night b3ta.

ooh, midnight exactly. woo!
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:00, archived)

night old fruit

(LargeDoner, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)

Needs more humping.
Huge woo!
(Dooley, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)

Woo
Tonight I will kill one of our bulls to honour you.
( underneath the weeping willow, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)

your name finishes that sentence fantastically

( Mushroom, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:59, archived)

yay!

( Mushroom, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 23:59, archived)

yes. oh my, yes.

( Kamikaze Stoat has Spotify invites, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

now explain the bite!

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:21, archived)

haha
magic
( Milkman Dan, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:06, archived)

Haha!
Bumpo!
( Ghostwriter wants more Rape Bear, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 1:22, archived)