Cadbury's Creme Cock was a failure...

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but the love-egg version went on to have great success.



From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)

I funkin'
Luv that.


*bums with egg cock*
( theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)

hahahaha
WOO!!
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

Brilliant!!!



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

MAke for for real
news letter in full effect.
(waxdart went to comedy death., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

Neato idea
Word always not order in right though.

(you are Yoda AMCIFP)


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

oh my
that's absolutely brilliant
( Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

cockin' ace! :)

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)

That unaccountably reminds me of
www.b3ta.com/questions/turnons/post23868/
( Good morning sir, have you considered letting the light of Woodside into your life?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)

I wonder now,
will I ever be able to eat another cream egg after reading that?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)

i'd eat it

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

exceptional!

( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

Das ist superfantastisch!
mmmmm sweet sweet spunk
( 4dam party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

*chomps*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

Haha
I actually want one
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

pretty old post from me

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

ha ha!
and we all know what sort of websites you hang out at..
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

Everybody knows I love science
(this was like my 8th post here)
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)

What is
Science?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

its like porn but less fun

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)

explained:
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/science/
(meercat, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 3:06, archived)

haha
fab
( corington, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

Pfffft!
Ace!
( tipassoi, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

hahaha!
awesome!
(piffpuffpickle, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)

Woo!
280px it!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)

Mmm


Tasty.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)

oh i say!
that is most woo!
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)

blimey!
cadburys could clean up.
after making the mess in the first place I guess

( Discomeats I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)

ha ha!
i like these
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

maybe I should give them
some crap adventures to undertake
( Discomeats I like pies!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

brilliant!
make it 280px wide!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

Officer Bob says:
He ha ho!
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)

Superb!
I will heistate briefly about where my cabury eggs have been before I consume them again.
( WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)

hahaha
Thats Great!!
(piratesami, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)

yay
they'll prduce these:

( drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

hahahaha
Ace!
( Grampa, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 17:33, archived)

i'd be careful of that cadbury stuff if i were you
spotted this sign at the cadbury factory the other week

(mark has stripey socks, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)

I went to bournville once
it was full of machines making chocolate bars
( davew27, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)

The image challenge is "Failed Sex Toys"
Surely this would never fail!
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)

Top shoppage
...or is it? Considering that cock-shaped macaroni actually does exist I wouldn't be surprised if I found these at a Spencer Gifts somewhere.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:16, archived)

Bahahah

That'd fucking funny good sir!

Woo and top hummus!!

:)
( Jimmer is the speaking clock, the time is now, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 8:20, archived)

actually i think this is the real thing...
www.dreamlogic.co.uk/cocktube.jpg (possibly NSFW)
(william_shatner, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)