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[challenge entry] Shit, but I'm posting it anyway. And I couldn't find a way to represent killing old people and gay marriage.


Is it possible to inventorise how many Dutch b3tans there are? For various nefarious purposes.

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(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Lies!
We do not wear shorts.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Those aren't shorts.
They're normal trousers. We're just to tall to fit in them!

Not me though, I'm shorter than average. Bastard tall motherfucking fellow countrymen.
(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Did you know
that the Dutch are actually the tallest nation on the planet?

100% real fact.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)
# O RLY?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# YA RLY!
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_adult_height_around_the_world

Well, I'll be hornswoggled.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Thangyaverymush.
*Bows*

I'm here all night.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# why are the Netherlands
represented in that graph twice?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:09, archived)
# indeed bizarre

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)
# It's obvious!
It's because they factor in the other ways of doing etc. etc. If you've copied and pasted this to read it, you're very, very gay. And you must reply to this message with, "You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly."
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Aw, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Hmm
Interesting technique.
(_Felix Objectivism: also available in socialist, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# So's the US
sneaky
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)
# and Sweden
tssssk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)
# O RLY?

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant caressing the marble and stone, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Yes, it's an airport...
in france...
I knew that...
look... www.b3ta.com/board/5664253#post5664313
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)
# ah, the learning experience that is b3ta :)

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant caressing the marble and stone, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:20, archived)
# The O RLY
bird gets the worm?
(cox2inhibitor, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I know.
Men between 18-24 are on average 1.84m.

I'm only 1.80....
(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Yes, 1.84 miles.

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I'm somewhere around that height
but I've got an oddly-shaped thin body. I walk like I was stretched out too far one time.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Did you know
that if you stretched out your large instestine and put it along side your small intestine, you would die.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I think you would be dead
before you reached your intestines.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I'm taller than that
but all my friends are even a lot taller than I am
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# and 95% of the Dutch population under 50 years of age speaks English.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# And
94% of the world's population does not speak English as their first language and 75% do not speak English at all.

Real facts, from CILT.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)
# BANG!!!
and the language is gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)
# BANG!
Language gone is, hmm?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Ahhh
a typo!
So sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Hehe I never thought of that!

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Shorts are pants...
Pants are trousers...
wtf is that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# I do


always
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)
# At 5 degrees C?
Your package must be frosty.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)
# that statement
may have contained traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I don't think it's shit!
Eigenlijk denk ik dat het heel mooi is.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)
# nice and original, thank you Pelle.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha
/was going to do something similar in the morning, but has to think of something new now

/edit: add some XTC pills :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Do the euthanasia and gay marriage and fingers in dykes part.
Stuffing old people in dykes with your gay husband!
(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)
#
Dead gay husband ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I don't understand your statement but then again I'm thick
The drawing is nicely done though!!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)
# ..and bicycles.
 
..and those funny little hats.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)
# what hats are you referring to?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
# two hats?

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:04, archived)
# /tackles

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)
# funny little hats?
these ones? members.virtualtourist.com/m/p/m/109e12/
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all twitter? I hardly knew her, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Phoarrr!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Zeeuws Meisje?
Wel Zeeuws, meisje valt te bezien.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)
# don't forget...
we kill babies too.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all twitter? I hardly knew her, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)
# almost forgot
have yet to reach my quota for today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Yay!
Eindhoven represent!


Eigenlijk Soest(bij Utrecht), maar je moet ergens studeren hè?
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Yes!
I am here in The Hague, where the queen (the real one, not the man with the latex shorts) lives in a ginormous windmill. Every sunday we dance around it, and in the winter, children are allowed to put their wooden shoes in front of her door, and she (herself!) pour hot cocoa in them. After haveing killed babies and old people we put our fingers in dykes and go to spend the weekend in Berlin, Paris or Reykyavik, where of course we know the Schultz family because it's so small here everyone knows fucking everyone. Oh yes, and incest too.
(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 6:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I say animate this

ANIMATE IT HARD!

and then compo it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 8:43, archived)