What's pink and silver and runs around screaming?

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:43, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahaha

SECOND click of the day!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)

A Screaming Salmon!

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:45, archived)

My mate swears blind that salmon meat is orange,
does anyone here agree with him?


(I don't)
( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:46, archived)

swears blind,
or
swears that he IS blind?
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)

it is here,
smoked is anyway, it's a bit more 'peach' coloured fresh
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)

yeah fair enough, but we're talking freshly caught, untreated salmon

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)

It's normally dark pink, but can sometimes have a slight orangey hue to it

( mugatu, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)

but if you had to go with ONE colour...

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)

mauve

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:51, archived)

mauve?!?!
as in, a sort of dirty purple? I think you should have a word with your fishmonger...
( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:53, archived)

who you calling a monger?
*mongs*
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)

not orange, put it that way

( mugatu, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:53, archived)

farmed salmon is that insepid pink colour
and nice wild poched caught salmon has, well, a salmon colour, which is quite pale in comparision to the farmed stuff.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:48, archived)

Salmon is infact salmon colour
so a light pink.
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)

you'll be telling me oranges are orange in a minute.

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)

proper salmon is light pink
smoked salmon is bright pink, verging on orange i suppose. Maybe your mate is colourblind? Or has an obsession with the colour orange?
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)

or is just stupid

( mugatu, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)

a distinct possiblilty

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)

heh heh!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:50, archived)

haha
I am very jealous of your drawing skills
( tipassoi, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)

i have a selection of captive monkeys who i whip and force them to draw for me.

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)

i've been on the phone to Esther and she isn't happy with the way you treat us

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)

she wants equality
more whipping for her!
( mr horrible Salsa Cookies! Windmill Cookies!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)

*fetches cream

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)

hahaha
have a woo
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)

HUGE
laugh out loud!

Well done!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)