Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. because she didn't have any arms.



From the Sick Joke Illustration challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:58, archived)

god. you utter cunt.

( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)

I noticed that Bongo was a regular contributor of suspect-taste jokes
and wondered if perhaps he might be a cunt as well.
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)

well, obviously.
funnily enough i was just considering entering this week's challenge, but i couldn't decide which joke to go with. to be honest, i've tried image-googling for "a dead epilieptic", and the results were underwhelming, to say the least.
( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:04, archived)

get a photo of smirny
select his face in photoshop
tweak the hue to purple

no-one would guess.
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)

*tempted*
i got all over-excited this morning and odwnloaded a big pile of music. now, upon listening to it, it transpires that it's largely shit. i hate that.

actually. i need to speak to you. what are you doing on saturday?
( 100% of Gibbon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)

hahahaha you crazy mad hatter!

woo!
( prodigy69 here you ya mad fanny..bolt ya nugget, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)

Excellent!
Have you got cartoons in newspapers?
It's good stuff.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:59, archived)

harhar

(gianthead, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:00, archived)

hehe
i shouldnt laugh, but its so well drawn
( mutated monty, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:02, archived)

children without arms injuring themselves is, by its very definition, hilarious.
FACT
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:09, archived)

not bad!

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:07, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

any new Gladys pics in the making?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)

I I like this's this
At risk of being a pedantic cunt, may I suggest you edit it to "because she had no arms". It's just that tiny bit snappier or something. Plus that's the way I used to tell it as a kid...
(Mori, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:10, archived)

haha
excellent!
( Strawberry Dragon, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:15, archived)

DONE!
www.b3ta.com/board/5609570
( BrideOfVampireMonkeyOnSpeed oh oh oh oh oh oh ANTMUSIC!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)

Arrr
But the cartoon version is much woo-er. Sorry
( Peregrin ., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)