if cowboy builders ran the world, a dome that looks like a spilt ice cream will cost billions of billions of pounds

hahaha
hang on....
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)

hahahahahha

(londingham talk to the Russians, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)

FUCKIG FUCK
I'M FUCKING ANGRY NOE YOU FUCKING FUCKS
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)

FUCKING FUCKING WHY YOU FUCKING
FUCKERER OF FUCKERS?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)

the one time, i pull someone who is attractive and interesting and intelligent in a bar a mate fucks it up
is it stalkerish to go to her adress* to go knock on her door some time?

*she gave me that but not her number#

edit:

*fetches more "super bock"*
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)

you got her address but not her number?
i think that's self explanatory hahah

what did your mate do to fuck it up?
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)

existed
it's enough, believe me
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)

leave a note at her address
something to the effect of "i'm sorry, the other night did not go how i wanted it to, i blame my (former) mate; i had a lot of fun talking to you and was wondering if it was possible to try again. same bar, same time?"

you charming git you
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)

i like you a great deal
as that was my plan anyway
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)

well let me know how it goes, mate
if she's as intelligent as you say she is, there's no reason for it not to work!

/feels like peter sallis for some inexplicable reason
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)

will do
it's odd, i don't think either of us realised we hadn't given out numbers till she was on the bus home without me*... so she screamed her adress out the window for me instead

*one of the roles the mate of mine played
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)

i've high hopes for you my son

( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)

i hope she goes for it.
put an aubergine in your pants to impress her.

in the front, not the back.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:27, archived)

pffft
oldest joke in the book yet still made me chortle
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)

heh.
i used to tell that to wee tots when i had them about, made me popular with all the moms.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)

"alright kids, what starts with C, ends in T, is round, hairy and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
"COCONUT!"
"well done dears"
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)

how rude!
heh.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)

"what goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
"BUBBLE GUM!"
"these kids are great!"
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)

q) whats pink and hard?

a) pig with a knife..
( Avast is working class scum - http://snipurl.com/3i001, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)

If she's disappointed after
it's her fault for being greedy
(Sticky Label, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)

i'm more of a marrow man

( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)

but of course...
...if she's ecstatic, she may have a vegetable fetish and leave him crying in his beer while she runs off home to violate herself.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)

get her number
from the phone book?
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)

hahaha, i like your style
but no, for so many reasons
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:14, archived)

I say, no it's not.
 
..but then again, I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that reads, "I'm a lover not a stalker".
 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)

alas, womankind as a whole has blurred the line between romance and stalking
a girl would say "i wish some guy would serenade me at my window and sweep me off my feet" but then if someone actually did that she'd speed-dial the police
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)

foolish girl.
if i had a hypno-loveslave, i'd have him do my evil bidding and rule the universe.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:25, archived)

i just did a fart that smelt like cheshire sheese
how culd anyone resist me...
( lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)

nothing is more irresistible than ass-curds.

( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)

you should make a cartoon
out of the whole episode, humiliate your ex mate here on b3ta in cartoon stylee
( Avast is working class scum - http://snipurl.com/3i001, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)

chill ouuut
it's a shortcut
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)

we've got a stupid dome here, too.
they foolishly had a public contest to name it, claiming thatr the most popular choice would win. needless to say, 'con-dome' was a write-in with over 50% of the people who hated the stupid thing, but it mysteriously lost to 'sky-dome'.

i still want to blow the fucking thing up.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)

I suppose 'Pleasuredome' was out of the question.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)

i think that was a popular choice, too.
it's been too long, though. my mind is fogged by age and bitterness.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)

"Chromedome."

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)

haha
in xanadu, did kublai khan, a pleasuredome ERECT
( deodar ant and your granny on bongos, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)

^stately

( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)

they should call it "dome-inoes"
and discretely sell pizzas
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)

This is a Good Plan.

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)

they should call it 'anal warts'.
more honest and better tasting.
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:24, archived)

hahaha
on the east end of the choptank river bridge in maryland, in sailwinds park, they erected a massive sail as a tourist attraction/eyesore

it blew over the first three times they tried to put it there, and it looks more like a white dorito than a sail
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)

heh
sounds like near where i live, where they erected a bare mast to commemerate some fishing thing
its a flagpole now and still no one notices it
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)

commemorating fishing?
i thought i was backwoods... :-P
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)

hurray for monuments to fisting!

oh....
( postbear is broken, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)