This competition is bringing out the worst in me

( Munsta is looking for hummus, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:35, archived)

Hahahahaha!

(Indole Ring, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:36, archived)

What can I say?
I don't like what christmas has become.
( Munsta is looking for hummus, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:42, archived)

...a mass media driven consumer frenzy?
i miss being able to believe in santa claws

those were the days...
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:44, archived)

Santa claus is real.
he's just got no reason to go out because every kid is a shit.
( Munsta is looking for hummus, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:45, archived)

as soon as they started telling me christmas was about jesus,
it lost all its fun.


/coat
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:49, archived)

It's all a sham. I have proof.

( Munsta is looking for hummus, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:51, archived)

I
never realised i would be able to read arabic :)
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)

Hebrew
( sosumi, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:17, archived)

bugger
I knew it had something to do with sqirly lines and stuff.
( Tyronne http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAj9iIfQk, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:42, archived)

Actually. . .
It was Aramaic, which is as dead a language as Latin and Jive. Apparently they spelled "marriage" differently in that Aramaic, too.


/pendantic
/arrogance
/any other problems
(ChiTown Guy, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:03, archived)

i was wondering
if anyone would pick that up... it was annoying me to shit.
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:13, archived)

drat, aramaic was my first thought.alas I thought I might have to explain it and went an easier albeit incorrect route

and ahem...
pedantic
( sosumi, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:34, archived)

What's one marketing scheme for another?
...teach them well and let them lead the way...
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:48, archived)

yay
venison instead of turkey!
nice one
( halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:39, archived)

OOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhh
now i get it
(whoops)
( bookerina, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)

( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:42, archived)

It will back up and cause problems...
This is what I've heard, and the excuse I use*.

*at least three times per day.
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:45, archived)

that's what masturbation is for.
pressure relief.
( Munsta is looking for hummus, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:46, archived)

well, the joke was *pisses self* but by no means are you incorrect

( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:47, archived)

I realize that
now that I've noticed (for the first time) that the sudsy ropes of rapture are indeed not yellow.

Amazing!

Tissue?

/edit: upon closer inspection, neither are they sudsy. They're rather slickery!
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:50, archived)

sigh, now i have to go back and make the "self" dark yellow
no, wait. i'm going to go to bed, instead.

goodnight everyone
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)

Good night, good sir.
and may your dreams remind you of why your sheet is pasted to your nightie.
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)

oh, you wanna know why?

that's why


/goodnight
( Agent Muu has fucked off to the Eastern bloc, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:55, archived)

Aaargh!
The Hilton, The Hilton, The Hilton!

Oh, is that a wedding ring.cx on her hand?
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:57, archived)

use the cat.

( Munsta is looking for hummus, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)

Profound
*winces at claws*
( Syncubus how's do you know what's good? Try it? [GMT-5], Sun 14 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)

yummy venison
mmmm
( sosumi, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:19, archived)

that gives me an idea.
but then it would sort of be stealing a style.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 6:46, archived)

woahhh
fp already!!!

Took me about 30 seconds to work out what the fuck it was, but it's nice.

just bitter *she* never got an fp. ever.
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Sun 14 Nov 2004, 7:12, archived)

when i was little
my papaw would tell me that Santa had killed Rudolph and then felt guilty and jumped off a cliff...

i still have yet to get out of this pretty white jacket...
(DoubleMintBob, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 22:40, archived)