Kill him?

( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 20:44, archived)

who?
kill who? bill oddie? I'd prefer if someone plucked his beard individually with tweasers. Torture is a punishment for what he's doing to my poor feline friend
(tufty, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 20:45, archived)

Either that or stop watching him on the telly!

( King Ralph is drunk, Sun 1 Jun 2003, 20:50, archived)