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(DeVNuLL, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

You should...
...never start a letter by saying "I am writing..."

...but woo to your pic though.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)

why, whats wrong with that
sure it's better than;

Dear Sir or Madam
I am shouting loudly....
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

because it's redundant...
...of course you are writing the letter - you don't need to say it.

Get straight to the point man! No dilly dallying eh!
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

I especially like the part about
him speaking English better than Bush...
:)
( kitty meow meow, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

its
true though

don't click

another little film I made
Bird fight
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

I can overcome
reverse psychology.

I'm not clicking
( kitty meow meow, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

no
psychology really don't click its horrible

did you try the film though
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

no
but I will

edit: nevermind, its a wmv, I'm on my mac... sorry
( kitty meow meow, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

I clicked
your BumisGay
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

cool
I was wondering if anyone would get dragged in :)
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)

Yup. I'll second that :)
Yeeee Hawww!
(DeVNuLL, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)

I clicked on
"I blame Al-Jazeera".
(Indole Ring, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)

maybe
theres a career for alshahaf as a tory mp news anchor on al-jazeera???
(tasty, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)

he just can't help himself


"I can categorically state that tasty is currently having a threesome with natalie imbruglia and sarah michelle gellar"
(tasty, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)