so what should we name our new curio shoppe?


also, pontiff follies.
( postbear is broken, Tue 6 Jan, 6:20, Reply)

PEW PEW PEW




new tablets
(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 5:44, Reply)

█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Tue 6 Jan, 5:48, Reply)

say hello to my little cock

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch, Tue 6 Jan, 5:48, Reply)

bonjour petit linnet

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 5:52, Reply)

Hello.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 6:03, Reply)

MMMPPHH!

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:05, Reply)

oh hey are you going to have a crack at this xtranormal thing?
 
we were just watching your youtube clips again
good times
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:09, Reply)

I had a go yesterday and then the site went down.
COINCIDENCE?
(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:17, Reply)

OH GRONKPAN, YOU'RE SO BIG

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:17, Reply)

( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Tue 6 Jan, 5:32, Reply)

oh specklely.

(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Tue 6 Jan, 5:49, Reply)

my first go with a tablet :D
(possibly nsfw)

(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Tue 6 Jan, 4:59, Reply)

i just spluffed

(FartingTrout, Tue 6 Jan, 5:01, Reply)

Very good.
We want more!
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 5:01, Reply)

it's supposed to be a cdc.
but nice nonetheless
(k3b/-\b phenyl-tertiary-butylamine, Tue 6 Jan, 5:03, Reply)

Oooh very lovely :D
Where's my money
( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Tue 6 Jan, 5:05, Reply)

www.xtranormal.com/profile/Tahkcalb
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 5:08, Reply)

Can I have some fire?

( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Tue 6 Jan, 5:13, Reply)

*dances*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 5:16, Reply)

I don't know how I feel about this site yet.
the speech synthesis and animation is very dodgy, but that won't get in the way of people putting some serious fucking crazy out there, which I should like.

I wonder if they moderate the inevitable child rape porn
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:18, Reply)

I ALSO LIKE HOW THE LAST FIVE SECONDS OF EVERY CLIP IS AN AD FOR THE SITE YOU'RE ALREADY ON
 
HOW AWESOME IS THAT
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:19, Reply)

and I strongly suspect it would be unuseable on dialup
 
hmmm
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:21, Reply)

True.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 5:29, Reply)

Getting any timing and character in it is a pain.
Site is overloaded most of the time too. They need
to refactor badly. Resends are horrid during edit.

Not bad tho, I may make a few more. Some storylines
can work, if a little jumbled and stilted. We'll see.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 5:21, Reply)

I gave it a go, and enjoyed doing it
But I doubt I'll make a career of it.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Tue 6 Jan, 5:22, Reply)

I liked postbear's EATEN BY CENTIPEDES.
 
Art with an A..

it could however be an excellent venue for the return of the Stalin Show
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:23, Reply)

Poetry and blank verse is indeed an obvious top use.
Limits on script size right now make it unusable for longer
works, but short things and doggerel (such as TSS) are fine.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 5:28, Reply)

Oh my God.
Just googled it
( Bela Lugosi's Dad questions/imagechallenge/post338620, Tue 6 Jan, 5:34, Reply)

YEAH BABY, YEAH

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:40, Reply)

i had a quick go
www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090105131940407

everything takes on a very david lynch quality.
( connor, Tue 6 Jan, 6:03, Reply)

ahhhahah.
 
in the hands of the right (by which I mean, wrong) people, it has.. potential.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:05, Reply)

we should completly remake twin peaks using xtranormal
scene by scene. although i haven't seen twin peaks yet. the box set is expensive.
( connor, Tue 6 Jan, 6:11, Reply)

I started in on it [TP] in LEGO.
Cast is a nightmare. Run out of figures too quickly.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 6:13, Reply)

That's the *parp* ticket!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 6:11, Reply)

LOOK AT MINE YOU FUCKERS

(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:14, Reply)

www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090105025016824
(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:16, Reply)

That was what inspired me to give it a go.
www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090105050556276
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 6:18, Reply)

we have discovered happiness, they say
 
and they blink
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:19, Reply)

I'm going to move that and have only FTLNS in one section.
And cherry picked copy pasta and literature in another. Eventually.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 6:21, Reply)

#

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:18, Reply)

I FUCKING WILL ALRIGHT?
 
the work PC was dead when I came in yesterday, so I haven't seen your link yet.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:16, Reply)

DUST.
DUST.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 6:17, Reply)

Yum!
Yay!
Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 5:12, Reply)

awwww, R.I.P.
 
I wonder how saggy those tits were by the end
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:23, Reply)

mole edmunds

its late ok?
(FartingTrout, Tue 6 Jan, 4:27, Reply)

OLD KING NOEL WAS A FAT OLD MOLE AND A FAT OLD MOLE WAS HE

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 4:28, Reply)

Hes got a face like a slapped arse

(FartingTrout, Tue 6 Jan, 4:30, Reply)

I know my rights, I demand to see my urologist.

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 4:30, Reply)

I KNOW MY UROLOGIST. I DEMAND TO SEE MY RIGHTS

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 4:31, Reply)

have another one

tiredness + boredum = this
(FartingTrout, Tue 6 Jan, 4:35, Reply)

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 5:02, Reply)

ahhhhhhhahhahhhahh YES!

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 5:24, Reply)

Noel's Horse Party

( Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan, 4:37, Reply)

noel deadmounds

just silly now
(FartingTrout, Tue 6 Jan, 4:46, Reply)

That's the one

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 4:48, Reply)

HELL YEAH
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 4:53, Reply)

MEGALOLS

(FartingTrout, Tue 6 Jan, 5:00, Reply)

Hiya
I think that I accidentally chose your password and then (on purpose) uploaded this to your b3tards account...

I'm a big time hacker, oh yeah.
No hard feelings (you could probably have me jailed in LA, though.)







*chortles*
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! and I will give you a sample, Tue 6 Jan, 5:06, Reply)

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.


( Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jan, 3:52, Reply)

something evil is afoot
ahaha
( Mushroom, Tue 6 Jan, 3:53, Reply)

sandals and the city?
 
must show that one to Cockweasle, he loves feet he does
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:56, Reply)

She really does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:59, Reply)

i think she looks like dee snyder from twisted sister

(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jan, 4:00, Reply)

SCHNURR!
 
I probably wouldn't pay to see them, but Dee Snider is still fucking awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwMLWzDLn94
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 4:06, Reply)

hahaha
how have you been?
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jan, 4:07, Reply)

generally luxuriant
 
plenty of work to get through
hence the diddling around on the internet
shit
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 4:11, Reply)

yeah i just did a bunch of work
then i got bored. i think i've got to go get some beer now, though. the store closes soon.

good luck with all your stuff

take it easy
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jan, 4:13, Reply)

No worse, no better.
Woo.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 4:14, Reply)

She's got bunions, warts and, no doubt, tinea

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 4:26, Reply)

I think the end of the world just happened for that bag of Frazzles I had in my trouser pocket.

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 4:43, Reply)

Just 'cos...

( WiL Has had a brill Xmas, Tue 6 Jan, 2:52, Reply)

THAT'S PRETTY FREAKY, BOWIE
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:54, Reply)

is this a freaky dream?


how's it going, man?
(schnurricane, Tue 6 Jan, 4:02, Reply)

HE WAS IN THE POOL!

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 2:55, Reply)

oh hey I saw your Gurge question last night
 
"I Will Lick Your Arsehole" is from 1997's "Unit".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_(album)

WE ARE THE UNIT
BECOME THE UNIT
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:01, Reply)

Ah yes...
that's Keats isn't it?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 3:07, Reply)

heheh
 
"World of Sleaze" or "Pop Porn" have rather more intelligent lyrics..
I still like "Seven Foot Ten" though
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:10, Reply)

I thought it might have been from around 10 years ago.

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 3:12, Reply)

even Mish-Mash had some great songs..
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG2vStzw7cI
(not a video, just "My Ego" with an unrelated image)
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:16, Reply)

Oooooooooh !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:58, Reply)

i got nothing...

(atomic particles of reality exploded., Tue 6 Jan, 3:25, Reply)

BTW, The line at the bottom refers to the age bracket typically gullible for rick rolling.


Click for bigger (247KB)
(Factorandvibration, Tue 6 Jan, 2:43, Reply)

ahhhhhhhhahhhahhah
 
BANG ON
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:44, Reply)

and furthermore
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ZajePOFNA
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:59, Reply)

Generation Y loves it

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Tue 6 Jan, 2:56, Reply)

This is b3ta, not 4chan, we go in for classier rolls here.


(CFB)
( Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog 哭, Tue 6 Jan, 3:00, Reply)

Aha
Ahahahahahaha
( Tamashii the other beige meat., Tue 6 Jan, 3:13, Reply)

PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK

( Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog 哭, Tue 6 Jan, 3:15, Reply)

No
I won't CFB - no way, no how!

6 years in this joint and I have been "I Love Horsesed" too many times!

Nope

Won't do it.
( tubaman, Tue 6 Jan, 5:45, Reply)

is it bad form to repost after 5 years?

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:10, Reply)

Apparently it is in a new thread,
but seeing the quality of said repost I'm sure it's ok.
(Cakie Eradicable Clonk, Tue 6 Jan, 2:13, Reply)

Thanks love x
just found it on my old friends reunited profile which I've long lost the credentials for.
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:37, Reply)

nah, fuck it
this one's five years old now too


 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:29, Reply)

He's hangin' in there pretty good !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:32, Reply)

this is about six
 


but I still like it
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:35, Reply)

Oh yeah . . . once you try that you'll never go back . . .
Meeeeeeeeeeeewow !
( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:36, Reply)

SIX AND A HALF
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:38, Reply)

Hmmm, only four years and a bit. And bandwagon on a wagon.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Jan, 2:41, Reply)

I love that one.
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:44, Reply)

You hit it right off from the gate !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:42, Reply)

It's bad form to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:33, Reply)

GODDAMMIT BABY
www.thetyser.com/
(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:38, Reply)

AAAAAAOOOOOOWWWW!!!

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:40, Reply)

holy shit
 
that is much funnier than it ought to be
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:42, Reply)

I've been pranking my boss with the one at the bottom all day
He's started putting me on speakerphone whenever I call
(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:03, Reply)

It's bad form to wear PANTS ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:38, Reply)

Not when you're playing DEAD TWISTER!!!!!!!!!!!

(gronkpan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:41, Reply)

I LIKE NAKED LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:47, Reply)

It's all a matter of how hot it tastes . . .

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:34, Reply)

TOO HOT FOR THAT MONKEY!

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:34, Reply)

SCORCHING !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:38, Reply)

FUCKING HELL
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:40, Reply)

Mum?

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:42, Reply)

Nicole Kidman, but I forget why.
 
watched AVP last night on telly..
the imdb reviews are far more entertaining than the movie itself.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0370263/usercomments
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 3:02, Reply)

You got that right !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:46, Reply)

YOU HAVE INTRODUCED ME TO A NEW PHOBIA

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 2:42, Reply)

Their are no shots for it either !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:47, Reply)

DUM-DUM TO THE TEMPLE

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 4:50, Reply)

It burns burns burns....
## The ring of fire ##
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 6 Jan, 2:36, Reply)

HOT . . . HOT . . . HOT !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:40, Reply)

IT IS LATE AND I CRAVE ATTENTION DESPITE MY POOR SKILLS SO I RESORT TO STEALING A BIT OF COCKWEASLE AND MR. MUGABE'S HEAD

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

DEMOCRACY IN ACTION.
 

 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:10, Reply)

I'M SURE I SAW THAT ON BBC THREE
OR FOUR
(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 2:12, Reply)

NO I DIN'T

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 2:50, Reply)

TJ: Starter for 10
Who created the 'UN-PC' captioned Black and White Minstrel frontpage pic in December?
(just4fun, Tue 6 Jan, 2:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=40861
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Tue 6 Jan, 2:16, Reply)

lol! That's it!
Many thanks
(just4fun, Tue 6 Jan, 2:19, Reply)

YOU STOLE MY ATTENTION WITH YOUR WHISPERING QUESTIONALITY

(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 2:21, Reply)

Your like something from The Ninth Configuration
I was rehearsing Shakespeare's plays for dogs
(just4fun, Tue 6 Jan, 2:26, Reply)

HELL I BOUGHT IT
WITH ADDED SPANIELS
(Ministry of Shit innit, Tue 6 Jan, 2:41, Reply)

Head will roll !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:35, Reply)

Lemming

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 1:50, Reply)

LEMMINGS ARENT SUICIDAL!
Night all!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 6 Jan, 1:53, Reply)

G'night !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 1:55, Reply)

gnight
FF0000 Raw Fish Whoop Whoop
( Pedro Hin Boo!, Tue 6 Jan, 1:56, Reply)

good! night! mister! shouty! pants!

( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 1:57, Reply)

LOUD FUCKING NOISES!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 6 Jan, 2:05, Reply)

GO TO BED
 
or you'll be all tired and cross for school in the morning
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Tue 6 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

go to bed youngster

( Pedro Hin Boo!, Tue 6 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

I was gonna do this :(
...or similar
so woo! for stealing my idea
( Pedro Hin Boo!, Tue 6 Jan, 1:57, Reply)

I was also thinking of leming . . .

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 1:58, Reply)

Or . . . skimming . . .

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:03, Reply)

Or . . . trimming . . .

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:08, Reply)

I'm declaring a moratorium on "Rimming"
Starting immediately.
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Tue 6 Jan, 2:15, Reply)

OK . . . rimming !

( Valin . . . Glancing at intermittent glimpses . . ., Tue 6 Jan, 2:31, Reply)

There's also flaming

(